Funny jokes Tag Sms

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Funny jokes Tag Sms

sonu Posted In Jokes
6 hours ago
70 ways to make a woman happy;

1. Shopping
And the rest is 69... grin.png grin.png
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sonu Posted In Jokes
6 hours ago
Saying "I love u too" after wife says "I love u" is

customary like saying "Jai Mata di" after someone says "Zor se bolo..."
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sonu Posted In Jokes
7 hours ago
इस दुनिया में एक काम जो सिर्फ मैं कर सकता हूँ आप में से कोई नही कर सकता ....
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चैलेंज है आप के लिए चाहो तो शर्त लगा लो ....
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मैं आपके मोबाईल पर अपना एड्रेस भेज सकता हूँ किन्तु आप कभी भी अपना मोबाईल मेरे एड्रेस पर नही भेज सकते ... tongue.png grin.png
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sonu Posted In Jokes
7 hours ago
Jab Pyar Imtihaan leta hai,

Kurbani sirf "Virginity" hi deti hai smile.png
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sonu Posted In Jokes
7 hours ago
Girlfriend ka Pyaasa
Boy to Girl - Main aapse Friendship karna chahta hun.
Girl - Meri Sagaai ho chuki hai
Boy- Toh Behen banke Apni kisi dost se baat karwa de....grin.png
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sonu Posted In Jokes
9 hours ago
सोच कर की शायद, वो खिड़की से झाँक ले !
उसकी गली के बच्चे, आपस में लड़ा दिए मैंने ! grin.png grin.png
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sonu Posted In Jokes
20 hours ago
"Judge saab, anticipatory bail chahiye"

"Lekin tumne kiya kya hai"

"Nayi secretary rakhi hai mylord".
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sonu Posted In Jokes
20 hours ago
Ekbaar bhagwan ne aadmi ki Memory clear kar dali..
Aur poocha, kuch yaad aa raha hai kya?

Aadmi- sirf biwi ka naam...

bhagwan hasa aur bola.. Format kiya par virus nahi gaya...
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sonu Posted In Jokes
20 hours ago
Boss: Bow wow wow wow
Employee: Yes, yes, Ok, Alright

Boss:Bow wow wow Bauuuuuu Bauuuuu
Employee: Yes, absolutely

Peon: Sir, your wife is here
Boss: Myaoo!
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Akash Posted In Jokes
20 hours ago
1st guy-we want justice..for "aarohi"
2nd - sale kya bol rha hai..
aarey aarohi murder case..
sale..jaa jake ghr mein so jaa aarushi hai aarohi nahi..sale aashiqui 2 ke launde grin.png

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